Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,

"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him

“Father'"

The second Catholic man chirps,

"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him

'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says,

"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says

'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says,

"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him

'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,

the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies,

"I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips.

When she walks into a room, people say,

"Oh My God."